My wife is pregnant with a boy and i want to call him Lance
My wife said its such an uncommon name.
So i told her back in medievil days people were called Lance a lot
Dad jokes from my coworker that he won’t stop saying all day long...
I really hate when non dads say dad jokes. It’s such a faux-pa
We had a storm the other night and 25% of my roof flew away. Oof.
You know lance just isn’t as common of a name as it used to be. You know when it was? The Middle Ages. Guys were named lance a lot.
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