So a lady saw an army general, looking quite charismatic. She instantly felt like hooking up with him. So she kissed him held his hands and took him to a room. On the way she asked him, "so tell me general when was the last time you made love to a woman?"
The general, still savoring the taste...
A lady saw a man on the news driving the wrong way down the motorway...
A lady saw a man on the news driving the wrong way down the motorway. She phoned her husband, who also drove that route home, to warn him.
Lady: Be careful on your way back, there's a man driving the wrong way down the motorway.
Husband: Just one?! There's bloody hundreds of them!
In a small town there was a poor Christian old lady. She was always asking the God to bring her groceries. One day her not Christian neighbor went out and secretly bought the lady groceries…
As the lady saw the groceries she rejoiced and thanked the lord. The neighbor was fed up and told the old lady that God did not bring her groceries he did. She yelled thank you Lord for bringing me groceries and making the devil pay for them.
A naked lady ran into a taxi.
She told the driver where she was going. The man didn’t start the car but he was just staring at the girl over & over again.The lady saw him and said:"What’s ur problem man? Haven’t u seen a naked lady before?"The man replied: "l am not looking at ur nakedness, I was just wondering where you hav...
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