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Lab Tech Jokes

A doctor, a health insurance agent and a lab tech walk into a bar. Who pays the tab?

The patient

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results

The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."...

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Marine Biologist

My uncle is a marine biologist who grew up in Kansas. He moved to Los Angeles for grad school and never left. His first real job was as a lab tech at USC, where he spent several years before stumbling into a part-time instructor job, which he finally parlayed into a tenured faculty position. The wor...

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Good news, bad news and worse news

A guy and his new wife submitted samples for testing before trying to have children. Once the results are in, the husband goes into the medical centre to receive the findings.

"I've got good news, bad news and worse news for you, sir," says the lab tech who greets him. "The good news is you'r...

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