L L Jokes - 15 Hilarious L L Jokes

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What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for?

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Samuel L. Jackson doesn't call his parents Mom and Dad.

He calls them Mother and .

Samuel L. Jackson was sitting at the breakfast table with his wife and 10 month old son...

His toddler starts to make some noises then very clearly says, "mother".

Sam excitedly yells, "Oh my God, honey, he just said half a word!"

l already suspected on my drive to the Political left convention that l wouldn’t be welcome

I was right.

How did Samuel L Jackson die in star wars?

He fell out of the Windu

If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tabet, and a 2 L's is a beast of burden, then what is a three L Lama?

A big fire in Boston

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Two economists are walking in a forest when they Come across a pile of .

Two economists are walking in a forest when they Come across a pile of .

The first economist says to the other "Ill pay you $100 to eat that pile of ." The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of .

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of...

Samuel L. Jackson is going to be playing St. Patrick in a new movie.

His first job will be to get some Snakes off a plain.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I was disappointed at the sudden cancellation of the Int’l Leprosy Association’s annual hockey game…

Apparently there was a face off in the corner

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How does Samuel L Jackson count?

One muthafucka, two muthafuckas, three muthafuckas...

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What is Samuel L. Jacksons favourite toy?

Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures.

It's my face.

What is Samuel L. Jackson's favorite Greek tragedy?

Oedipus Rex

To whomever made capital I and lower case L look the same..

l hope you're happy, Ioser.

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I wonder if Samuel L Jackson has sent his father...

...a 'Happy Motherfuckers Day' card today.

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