UPJOKE

It's a little know fact that the Kraken cannot be owned, only rented.

Re-lease the Kraken.

It's a well known fact that the acronym SCUBA stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus....

....but a lesser know fact is that TUBA is also an acronym and stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus!

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