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Kind Of Long Jokes

Another kind of long joke.

Charlie was installing a new door and
found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. ...

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There is a global interest in survival and the ability to thrive after an apocalypse or major crisis. (Kind of long)

Scientists decide that sending 3 men to a deserted island for 5 years with no hope of rescue or assistance would be a good indicator.

The United States, France, and China each offer up 1 person for the study and they all get sent to their fate.

5 years later a helicopter lands on the...

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A Man Walks into a bar with an Octopus... (Kind of long, worth it though)

He sits down at the bar placing the octopus next to him. The bartender walks over and says

"Hey you, can't have that octopus in here"

The man says "This Octopus right here is the band, he can play ANY instrument you give him"

Bartender says "ALright and hands the Octopus a guita...

My dad tells this joke all the time. kind of long. enjoy

One day a young man with no arms walked into a church and told the pastor that he always wanted to be a bell ringer. The pastor looked at him and said, “my son, you have no arms to pull the rope and the bell tower is very high.” The young man pleaded with the pastor to give him a chance. Finally the...

A duck walks into a bar... (kind of long...)

A duck walks into a bar and asks if they serve food, the bartender, a bit taken aback by the talking duck, pauses before replying "Yeah, what would you like?"

"I'll just have a burger and a pint please" replied the duck.
The next day the duck returns and orders the same, this happens every...

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