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Killing Time Jokes

Killing Time.

Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups...

And ask to speak to the man in charge.

What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom?

Stalling.

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The new CEO of a company comes into work determined to turn things around.

Trying to prove himself to his new employees he looks around the office and sees a guy leaning against a wall doing nothing. He approaches the guy and asks him, "What do you think you're doing?"

The man replies, "I'm just killing time, waiting to get paid."

The CEO is furious, "What do...

Why did the shark eat the clock?

He was just killing time

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