What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom?


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The new CEO of a company comes into work determined to turn things around.

Trying to prove himself to his new employees he looks around the office and sees a guy leaning against a wall doing nothing. He approaches the guy and asks him, "What do you think you're doing?"

The man replies, "I'm just killing time, waiting to get paid."

The CEO is furious, "What do...

The kid next door challenged me to a water fight

what's up guys, I'm just here killing time while the water boils

Sleeping with the Rabbi's Wife

Jeff asks his best friend for a favor, "Jim, I want to sleep with the Rabbi's wife so I need you to take him out tomorrow afternoon so I don't get caught." Jim agrees to help his friend so he calls up the Rabbi and plan to meet for lunch the next day.

So Jim and the Rabbi are eating lunch whi...

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One day Superman was really bored...

So he was flying around killing time. Suddenly he sees Wonder Woman spreadeagled naked on top of a tall building.

He has always fancied Wonder Woman so he thinks now's my chance as he swoops down and faster than a speeding bullet, does the business and then he flies off again.

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