Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies forever.
You know what they say about old habits.
My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making coffee without the filter. The judge agreed
Apparently it's grounds for a divorce
If I keep making all these cheesy puns
I'm gonna be provalone forever!
Them: you can't keep making pokemon jokes!
Me: Wynaut
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Whats good on pizza but not on pussy?
crust.
edit: yall keep making better jokes in the comments LMAO
possible answers : red sauce, white sauce, yeast, cheese, senior discount (wtf), crabs, hot sauce, mushrooms. damn yall are just funnier than me lol
I keep making Peter Pan jokes...
but they just Never Land.
Wy do vampire's keep making the same mistake?
They lack self - reflection
China's manufacturing has halted but at least they can keep making...
the News.
My girlfriend left me because I keep making Linkin Park references
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
People keep making apocalypse jokes...
Like there's no tomorrow
Why did Donald Trump’s dog keep making a lot of noise ?
It was a Trump-pet.
Why do we keep making pennies when the cost to make them is more than their value?
It just doesn't make cents
My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep making comments about her height
So when she gets home from work, i’ve got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I’m going to run her a nice hot sink
If I keep making all these Pho-related puns...
...eventually they're gonna bahn mi.
My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove.
However, I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt.
People who are cross eyed were probably never told "keep making that face and it will stay that way"
Double crossed imo
I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them.
My dads getting sick of them too.
People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust.
He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck.
How do viking ships communicate with each other?
Norse code
I'm gonna keep making these jokes until one blows up
My wife said she wants to break up with me
Me: “Why?!?”
Wife: “You keep making stupid Transformers jokes…”
Me: “Please don’t leave, I can change!”
My girlfriend wants to break up with me.
She says it's because I keep making jokes about her getting fat. So I said ''That's not true. I would never try to have fun at your expanse"
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
“Why does Reddit keep making the same joke about MI accent?”
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