My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday. He said; maybe they’ll marry each other.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
What do you call a bee that was just born?
A babee
True house cleaners aren't just born
They're maid.
Two babies were just born at the hospital.
One of the babies turns to the other and asks, "Are you a boy baby, or a girl baby?" The other baby just giggles and says. "I don't know!"
The other newborn is surprised, but admits, "Actually, I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl, either."
"I wonder how we can find out?" says the secon...
How warm are babies when they're just born?
Womb temperature
A bear walks in to a bar and says, “I’ll have a gin and..........tonic.” The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” The bear looks down for a second and says, “I don’t know,
I guess I was just born this way.”
What's Tim short for?
He was just born that way.
You know, people say they pick their nose
But I feel like I was just born with mine
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I added a few things to the old "The life of a penis is hard" joke
The life of a penis is hard
His family is nuts
He has bad hair
Everyone says he is a dick
He's constantly bodyshamed for his height and how fat he is
His masculinity is constantly being put into question
No matter what, he ALWAYS has to rise up, and go above...
Noah
I was just born and my dad asked my mom, "Do you have a name in mind?"
My mom said, "No, uh..."
A friend didn't responded the call till few hours later.
Me: Hey what happened? You haven't recieved my call for few hours?
Friend: Oh yeah I was at the hospital.
Me: Is everything okay?
Friend: Oh Im fine, its just my uncle. He's son couldnt speak or walk now.
Me: OH DAMN IS HE OKAY?!?
Friend: Hes fine, hes just born an...
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