UPJOKE

I met a girl at a club the other night who said sheโ€™d show me a good time and incredibly, when we got outside...

She ran a 40-meter dash in just 4.5 seconds.

My wife said I am going to cycle 10 miles every day to get my body back in shape, I said good girl go for it, I have noticed a massive difference after just 4 weeks.

She is 280 miles away.

How do you keep a Trump supporter occupied?

Give me $50 now and I'll tell you in just 4 weeks!

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