July 1st Jokes - 2 Hilarious July 1st Jokes

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I was offered sex with a beautiful 21 year old woman

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.

Just as strong as *Ajax*, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla. Buy now!
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Over the last few months I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping at Home Depot.

Simply going out to get supplies

has turned out to be very traumatic for me. Don't be

naïve enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your

friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over

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