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James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview...

James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview,

"Well Mr Bond we have two positions we can offer you, one is giving lectures to children on the benefits of a career in military intelligence, and the other is in the fabric staining department of a yarn mill. "<...

Redneck Job seekers

2 redneck brothers are going to an employment agency

The counselor asks the 1st redneck "do you have any special skills?"

He replies "I'm a pilot."

She says "oh that's wonderful! There is a high demand for good pilots. if you go down to the airport you will have no problem f...

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?

Job seeker: Because the company moved.

Interviewer: Where did it move to?

Job seeker: They didn't tell me.

I went to Yale

Interviewer: how do you explain the three year gaps in your resume?

Job Seeker: ahh, that was when I went to yale

Interviewer: woww amazing, you are hired!

Job Seeker: yayy I got a yob!!!

Don't mention the ears!

A job seeker goes for a job interview..the interviewer asks him, "what's the first thing you notice about me?".."well," says the man,"you don't have any ears."..the interviewer looks at him madly,slams down his fist and yells, "get out..send in the next guy!!"..so the 2nd guy walks in.."OK," says th...

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