That I actually saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
“When the universe was very young, it was so hot...”
I'm going to stop you right there.
"In downtown Burbank today, it was so hot..."
*How hot was it?*
"I saw a fire hydrant flagging down a dog..."
RIP Johnny Carson
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
It was so hot in Alabama today,
my uncle's balls kept sticking to my legs.
It was so hot today that I didn't dare to leave my dog alone in the car.
In the end I decided to leave my baby there too to keep him company.
It was really hot today.
It was so hot that I took all my clothes off and opened all the windows.
I felt brilliant, but I think the other people on the bus were a bit shocked.
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