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It was so hot today...

That I actually saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.

It was so hot today...

I saw a bird pulling a worm out of the ground using an oven mitt

It was so hot today that I didn't dare to leave my dog alone in the car.

In the end I decided to leave my baby there too to keep him company.

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