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It's A Boy Jokes

"IT'S A BOY!! IT'S A BOY!!" he cried with teary eyes. At that very moment he vowed...

.. to never visit Thailand again!

"It's a boy", David shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, David came running out of the room.

And never visited Bangkok again.

"It's a boy!" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it. A boy!"

It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.

Doctor: It's a boy. But I'm sorry your wife didn't make it.

Me: No thanks, Give me the one she made.

It was 11 years ago that my pal James came running out the room shouting "it's a boy, it's a boy"with tears streaming down his face.

We never went back to Thailand

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To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy.

If *she* runs, it's a girl.

It's a boy

Once little johny was playing in the park when a pregnant woman passes by him.

Little Johny says "So, it's a boy, this time"

Woman, amused, asks him
" How do you know ?"

Little johny replies
" I could see his moustache, through your pant's zipper "

"It's a boy!"

I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel.

It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out

.....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD

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