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Infinity War Jokes

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**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.

I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but...

I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.

I watched the new Infinity War movie yesterday...

I was Loki dying in the beginning

So, in "Infinity War"...

Doctor Strange is in battle with Thanos. He sees all the future scenarios that are possible. He lets Thanos get the infinity gauntlet, allowing the deaths of half the universe. He never tells anyone what exactly he saw. The other Avengers saw this as being an incredibly cruel decision to make.
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[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film?

It was his biggest role to date.

Wanda lost sight of her life after the events of Infinity War

Thankfully, she fully recovered her vision.

The avengers “infinity war” movie was almost 3 hours...

But I felt like it ended in a snap!

Warning, Infinity War spoiler:

Stan Lee is the bus driver.

Why was everyone crying after watching Infinity Wars?

Because sand got into their eyes

In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy.

He snapped.

Did Sia get snapped in Infinity War?

Cause I don’t Sia anywhere.

The end of Infinity War was a real shock for people, I know.

I was more surprised by the end of *Detective Pikachu* when everyone turned into Ash.

I guess what happened to Gamora in Infinity War

was definitely not a cliffhanger

Which super hero is the best at basketball? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Spider-Man, he has the best fade-away.

Why didn't Thor go for the head in infinity war

Because he Loki didn't want to win

Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars?

It's said to be Marvel-ous!

Have you heard Tom Holland's reaction to the end of Infinity War? ***Spoilers***

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He was blown away by it!

After Infinity War, you know what Earth's group of heroes should be called?

The Half-Vengers.

Heard a co-worker talking about Infinity War in the office.

Told her to be careful about spoilers, someone might snap at her.

Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]

Avengers: Days of Future Past

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine.

Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

What happens when a god dies and no one knows? [Infinity War Spoliers]

They're loki dead

Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Snapchat

Just saw the new infinity wars trailer today and to me, it was pretty obvious who's dying.

Well, so long, DC.

Even though they did not show any spoilers in the Infinity War trailer we all know who dies...

... DCEU.

Thanos’s snap in infinity war would’ve had a greater impact if marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn’t there,

But apparently only DC movies can do that.

The news says when it comes to fighting covid, we are in the endgame now, but that is incorrect....

Turns out it's actually an infinity war

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