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Incredible Hulk Jokes

I call my man part "The incredible hulk"

Because it turns green sometimes.

If I were Bruce Banner’s son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn’t exist

“I’m not angry…I’m just disappointed”

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Did you hear about The Incredible Hulk taking Viagra!?

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I figure, since the same jokes are on repeat in this Reddit, again and again, I would throw out a freshly created one.

Apparently, now that the Hulk has been taking Viagra, his catch phrase has become:

"Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny", whe...

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Why is the Incredible Hulk the best cock blocker?

Because he smashes everything

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

Star spangled Banner.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station?

Turnham Green!

After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.

He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.

What do you call the Incredible Hulk when he hasn’t shaved in a few days?

Mark Scruffalo

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Which celebrity is known as the fastest house-flipper?

The Incredible Hulk

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"In sick of sewing buttons!"

\-Incredible Hulk's mom



(Got this from the jokes section of an Argentine popular culture magazine, so yeah, us ARgentines have a terrible humor xD)

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Superheroes' day off

So it's the superheroes holiday and Superman is looking for some friends to hang out with so he starts flying around and uses his x-ray vision to see what his friends are up to.

He cruises by incredible hulk's place, uses his x-ray vision and sees hulk lifting weights. Superman thinks to him...

A young man gets sent to jail...

A young man gets sent to jail, and gets put into jail cell with a convict with the size of the incredible Hulk. After lights out, he hears a whisper from the top bunk. "Let's play Mommy and Daddy. Who do you wanna be?"

Thinking quickly , the man says "Daddy."

"Then come up here and suc...

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