Incredible Hulk Jokes - 11 Hilarious Incredible Hulk Jokes

I call my man part "The incredible hulk"

Because it turns green sometimes.

If I were Bruce Banner’s son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn’t exist

“I’m not angry…I’m just disappointed”

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Why is the Incredible Hulk the best blocker?

Because he smashes everything

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

Star spangled Banner.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station?

Turnham Green!

After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.

He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.

What do you call the Incredible Hulk when he hasn’t shaved in a few days?

Mark Scruffalo

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Which celebrity is known as the fastest house-flipper?

The Incredible Hulk

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"In sick of sewing buttons!"

\-Incredible Hulk's mom

(Got this from the jokes section of an Argentine popular culture magazine, so yeah, us ARgentines have a terrible humor xD)

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