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What does the sniper say to his gf after a breakup?

I won't miss you.

A guy called his Ex

A guy called his Ex and told her "I missed you".

The Ex replied "Oh that's sweet, but it's over".

The guy said "Yea I know, but can you please stand closer to the window so I won't miss you again?"

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