I was having a beer with the wife last night, when I suddenly blurted out, "I love you more than anything on earth!"
She said, "I bet that's the beer talking, isn't it?"
I said, "No, it's me talking to the beer!"
A goat gets his wish granted by a genie.
He wishes to be turned into a human being. After his transformation, the, now, man is so grateful to the genie. He asks "How can I ever repay you?"
The genie just has this request: That the man make the most of his life and live like no man has lived before; love like no man has loved before;...
My longtime girlfriend broke things off because she said I was “too competitive…”
I don’t know what that means but I know who won the “I love you more” game.
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A girl is about to have a heart surgery, holding hands with her boyfriend and talking
G: I love you Mike.
B: I love you more.
Girl gets put to sleep and the surgery begins.
A few hours later, she wakes up, and only her dad is next to her.
She asks : Where is Mike?
Dad answers : You don't know who gave you his heart?
Girl is shocked and start...
A mother ghost was putting it's child ghost to bed...
Mother: "I love you~"
Child: "I love you boo~"
Mother: "I love you more~"
Child: "I love you the GHOST~!"
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