I was having a beer with the wife last night, when I suddenly blurted out, "I love you more than anything on earth!"
She said, "I bet that's the beer talking, isn't it?"
I said, "No, it's me talking to the beer!"
Woman goes to a fairy
A woman goes into the woods and finds a fairy.
"I will grant you one wish," says the fairy.
"I want my cat to be a beautiful prince," says the woman.
"Sure," replies the fairy, and the woman rushes home to find her cat a beautiful prince.
However, the prince is annoyed.<...
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