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I Love It Jokes

Green is my favourite colour. I love it even more than

Blue and Yellow combined

I Love It When The Earth Rotates.

It really makes my day.

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I love it when my girlfriend says men think with their penises

That woman blows my mind

I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story...

Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!

I’m a psychology student and I love it

I guess it’s true that if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life

Didn't come up with this one but I love it

So I was living with my abusive aunt and uncle on their ranch. They would get mad easily and beat me for almost nothing and they often try to catch me doing things I'm not supposed to. One day my uncle came home with a new donkey named Dirty. He was really expensive and my aunt hated him but she cou...

I love it when girls give me cute nicknames...

Like "help" or "get off me"

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My Favorite Joke which I’ll tell and then explain why I love it.

A sheep herder has.a new girlfriend. They’re lying in bed after a night of intimacy and engaged in pillow talk.

The gal says, “So before me, how experienced were you?”

The sheep herder starts counting and falls asleep.

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Three Reasons I love thi...

I love it when my non german-speaking friends ask me what "sehr viel" means.

It means a lot.

An Uber driver told me "I love my job, I have no boss nobody tells me what to do I love it"

I told him turn next left

I love it doggy style. But my wife always insists

...that I give her a treat afterwards.

I love it! My girlfriend is so deep....

They'll never find her body.

It's the oldest joke in the book, but I love it.

A guy walks into a bar and notices a man about a foot tall playing a little piano. He asks the bartender why the little man is there, and he responds "I'll explain in a minute. First, make a wish on this magic beer bottle."

The guy says "Ok, sure"

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and ...

I love it when elderly people are queue-jumping ahead of me in the grocery store.

In a patronizing way I then say: "It's ok, you don't have for so long anymore."

Sorry, folks - I know you've heard this one but the Devil's making me tell it 'cause I love it so much ...

Woman goes to a shrink because she's having trouble finding anyone to date her.

After months of therapy, the shrink finally decides her money isn't worth it and he's got to give it to her straight. So he tells her that the reason she can't find anyone to date is because she's not only comple...

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