I Hate You Jokes - 4 Hilarious I Hate You Jokes

How do I say I hate you in a nice way?

"You are the Monday of my life".

Happy Monday ya'll.

You: I hate you

Me: Well you just did

You: I don't believe you.

Me: This joke only makes sense if you read it backwards.

Wife: I hate you. Get out, I never want to see you again!

I hope you have a long and miserable life.

Husband: Now I’m confused. Do you want me to stay or not?

I'm not saying I hate you...

but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

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