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You Know What I Hate Jokes

Do you know what I hate most about memory loss?

I forgot

You know what I hate about people who generalize?

They're hypocrites

You know what I hate about cliffhangers?

Find out next week on r/jokes

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You know what I hate about X button on controller?

They never in the right place.

You know what I hate about how Avril Lavigne spells her name?

She had to go and make things so complicated.

You know what I hate?

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Do you know what I hate most about Reddit?

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You know what I hate? Indian givers...

..no wait, I take that back.

You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub?

You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub?

When people repeat the title in the description.

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A time traveler joke

A time traveler goes to kill Hitler. He is drinking at a bar. The traveler sits down and orders a drink. "Do you know what I hate?" Hitler says. "I don't know, Jews?" the traveler replies. "I was going to say time travelers coming to kill me. But now that you mentioned it..."

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