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I Don't Get It Jokes

People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it.

I've never had a beef with one.

I don't get it. When Civet's do it, it's the "smoothest" and "best" coffee.

When I do it, it's "disgusting" "depraved" and they shut down my cafe......

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What's up with anal sex? I don't get it.

Thankfully.

I don't get it...

Getting off is fun, getting laid is even more fun. But getting laid off isn't fun at all.

I don't get it! The kids are crying and won't call me mom,

But everyone says you are what you eat!

People say that there is always one wierd person on the bus, but I don't get it.

I travel by bus everyday and I never see any wierd people. Everyone looks normal. It doesn't matter how long I stare at them.

I hate when people tell me I don't get it.

Like, what does that even mean?

My parents' motto is "Try and try until you succeed", and as the Firstborn, I don't get it.

and so does my 25 younger siblings.

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted

I don't get it. I've lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.

A guy texts his neighbor...

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:

"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. ...

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Sex is like a poorly explained joke.

I don't get it.

A cop is waiting outside the bar at closing time

He knows its easy pickings for DUI's as the bar closes. Sure enough, right at 2am, a man stumbles out to his car. The cop watches as he fumbles to get his keys out, struggles to unlock and open the door, and drops the keys repeatedly before finally getting them in the ignition and starting the car...

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Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says "Yes."
Stalin then says "Moscow."
Hitler replies with "I don't get it?"
Stalin laughs and says "And you never will."

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