UPJOKE

I am one step closer to becoming a millionaire

All I need is a million dollars

I am one handsome dude.

Every time I go shopping the cashiers are all checking me out.

I am one of the few Redditors that bathes on a semi-regular basis.

Which is another way of saying I'm not a mod.

Discipline is about having the strength to do something that you do not want to do. To keep at a task for long periods of time even when its unpleasant. Even when it hurts. I am one of the most disciplined people I know.

For example, I don't want to get fat.

I am one of the only survivors of the Kursk submarine incident. Ask Me Anything!

Whoops, wrong sub.

Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey.

My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy.

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