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I'm Going To Hell Jokes

I'm going to hell

When I'm at hospitals I put half eaten sandwiches in coma patients hands, to give their family hope....

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Apparently I'm going to hell because I infected the Donkey next door.

They said I must not COVID my neighbor's ass.

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I'm going to hell for this one...

So I was fucking this black girl the other night and the likes it really rough. Very rough.

Anyways, she in the middle she suddenly just started shouting at me "Stop! Stop I can't breathe!"

So I just looked at her and said: "hey honey...let's not make this political here..."

Guys, what are your favorite "I'm going to hell for this" jokes?

Here's mine:
What do you call a dead Mexican?
Dearly deported.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.



I'm going to hell..

I know it's way too soon, but... How many times did Tiger's SUV roll?

FOUR!!!



I'm going to Hell.

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So this guy dies and goes to heaven

So, this guy dies and goes to heaven.

He meets Saint Peter at the gates, he says, 'Yeah, we've been expecting you, sit in the waiting area."

The guy sits down, there's a waiting room with a closed door. He sits down next to someone, when he hears a drill behind the door. The guy asks t...

Why does Hilter hate going to Arby's?

They keep giving him Au jus sauce.


I'm going to hell.

The Exorcist

A couple of years ago, my Mother-In-Law began reading "The Exorcist".

She said it was the most evil book she ever read.

So evil, in fact that she couldn't finish it and threw it into the ocean pier.



I went and bought another copy and ran the tap over it. I then left it i...

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