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A duck walks into a bar

The barman says "Good morning, whats your name?"
The Duck responds "Good morning, My name is Dewie"
The barman asks, "How has your day been?" As he pours the duck a drink
The duck responds "Great, ive been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck want?"
The barman replies "Q...

A man walks into a bar and starts talking to three ducks...

He says to the first duck, "Hey, little guy! How's your day been?
The response comes "Hi! I'm Hughie and I'm great! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"

The man talks to the second duck. "And how are you doing?"
"Hi! I'm Dewey and I'm doing fantastic! I've been in and out of puddle...

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