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How I Feel Jokes

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I am not sure how I feel about having toast for breakfast.

On the upside, it’s buttered.

On the downside, it isn’t.

I still don't know how i feel about abortion

On the one hand, I am in favor, since this is the murder of children.
On the other hand, I am against it, because it gives women the right to choose.

How I feel on reddit...

A reporter went in to a prison to to report on conditions there. He was standing in the chow hall, next to a guard. All the prisoners were silently eating their grub.
All of a sudden one of the prisoners shouted “24!”. All of the other prisoners started to laugh.
A minute later another prisone...

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I'm not sure about how I feel about masturbating

On one hand it feels good but on the other

People ask me how I feel about having never caught a heron

I tell them, "I have no egrets."

I just watched groundhog day for the first time but I don't know how I feel about it.

The story felt very repetitive

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You know how I feel about necrophiliacs?

They’re fucking dead to me.

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Im not sure how I feel about masturbation

I mean, on the one hand it’s pretty great

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People always ask me how I feel about the gays.....

They’re awesome. Not only they leave more women for us, they take another guy with them.

Heard they are getting rid of the 1p coin. Not sure how I feel about this...

On one hand I'm opposed to change but on the other I'm opposed to change.

They started a poetry contest at my local prison But I don't know how I feel about that

There are prose and cons

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My new girlfriend asked how I feel about period sex.

I told her I just go with the flow

I'm not sure how I feel about this rash on my neck.

But it's starting to grow on me.

How I feel when watching youtube...

I dont mind the buffer ...

I dont mind the adds...


But when the ads buffer...




I suffer

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A man at my wife’s workplace has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it’s her fault.

She’s the one who chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

I told the guy at the guitar shop "I'm not sure how I feel about this guitar"

He said, "With your hands"

I'm not sure how I feel about abandoned babies.

To be honest, I can take them or leave them.

I'm not sure how I feel about people who are missing an arm.

On one hand, they're probably nice people...

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(Slightly NSFW) Man says to his wife that he is going golfing. She gets upset because she thought they would spend the day together.

Husband says to his wife that he is going golfing. She gets upset because she thought they would spend the day together.

Husband: "honey just give me the day I need to relieve some stress. Besides You don't even golf."

Wife: "I want to learn and besides it's something we can do toget...

Someone just stole my thesaurus

I have no words to describe how I feel.

Somebody stole my mood ring

I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.

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