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The best housewarming gift...

is a furnace

I got funny looks when I gifted a fir tree as a housewarming gift.

I thought it would spruce the place up a bit.

My friend moved to a new house recently, so I bought him a housewarming gift.

It was a radiator.

Why did Jim buy his friend a space heater?

It was a housewarming gift!

Want to know why I like space heaters?

"They make great housewarming gifts"

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