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House Warming Party Jokes

What do you call a house warming party for an Inuit?

Eviction

I lost my home because I threw a house warming party.

I miss my igloo.

I had a house warming party the other day...

I should really stop hanging out with pyromaniacs.

Eskimo.

An Eskimo took 6 months to build an igloo, he was so proud of it he bragged to all his fellow Eskimos and invited them over for a party.


Silly move.

It was a house warming party...

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It took us ages to get this joke... Want to have a go?

So the theme for my [House Warming Party](http://i.imgur.com/TaE9k.jpg) was "Puns" and everyone came dressed as a pun. I sewed boxes of smarties to my pants (hardy har har). [This guy](http://imgur.com/a/yWeqt#0) arguably had the hardest one to guess. Those are sprigs of thyme. They're in white ...

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