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House Warming Jokes

I love throwing house warming parties

**But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'.**

I lost my home because I threw a house warming party.

I miss my igloo.

I had a house warming party the other day...

I should really stop hanging out with pyromaniacs.

I got my friend a house warming present

I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner

Eskimo.

An Eskimo took 6 months to build an igloo, he was so proud of it he bragged to all his fellow Eskimos and invited them over for a party.


Silly move.

It was a house warming party...

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The Definition of Politics

A Russian Jew successfully secured relocation to Israel.

At the Moscow airport, when conducting a search of his belongings, the customs official found a statue in his case.

He asked the traveler:

‘What is this?’

The traveler replied:

‘That is the wrong question, co...

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It took us ages to get this joke... Want to have a go?

So the theme for my [House Warming Party](http://i.imgur.com/TaE9k.jpg) was "Puns" and everyone came dressed as a pun. I sewed boxes of smarties to my pants (hardy har har). [This guy](http://imgur.com/a/yWeqt#0) arguably had the hardest one to guess. Those are sprigs of thyme. They're in white ...

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