What did the light house keeper do when he lost his job?
He became a maid, he was already accustomed to performing light house work.
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Bill Gates wakes up one morning...
...goes downstairs and is shocked to see his two polish housekeepers are nowhere to be seen.
He yells for his wife "Honey, where the hell have the maids gone?"
"Oh, Steve Jobs knocked on the door this morning" Replied his wife. "He offered both the house keepers twice what you're payin...
Recently asked a friend, "What's the worst thing about being divorced three times?"
With some thought, he finally said, “Well, all of them were pretty good house keepers...”
“How is that a bad thing?” I wondered.
He replied, “Every time I've divorced, they've kept my house.”
What do a man who lives in a watch tower by the sea and a 85 lbs hotel maid have in common?
They’re both light house keepers.
If anything can be said about my ex-wife...
She's one hell of a house keeper!
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