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My doctor told me to to incorporate more hole foods into my diet

so I ate a box of donuts.

I found a store that only sells bagels and donuts

It's called 'Hole Foods'

I am opening a specialty shop that only sells flavored lube

It’s called Hole Foods

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Where do porn stars buy their cucumbers?

Hole Foods

What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?

Hole foods

I'm opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts...

... calling it Hole Foods.

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