She sees a news report saying there is a car driving in the wrong direction on the highway.
So the old woman calls up her husband.
Old woman: be careful on the highway dear, there is a crazy driver on the highway driving the wrong way!
Old man: One driver? They are all driving t...
As a man drives on the hiwhway he hears some emergency news on the radio
"There is a maniac on the highway driving on the opposite direction. Be very careful" the radio says.
To which the man responds
"Just one? Don't they see?? All them are driving in the wrong direction".
A police officer pulls over a guy for speeding
A police officer pulls over a guy for speeding.
The officer walks up to the car to see a 40 year-old male wind down his window and smirk at the policeman.
"Is there a problem officer?"
The officer looked at the man, "Is there any reason you were speeding down the highway this a...
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