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High Voice Jokes

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A man goes to the doctor because of his high voice

After a physical examination he asks the doctor if something can be done about his high voice.

The doctor responds and says: ‘because of the size and weight of your penis the diaphragm is pulled down quite a bit, this causes the voice to be higher than normal. I think a penis reduction is you...

My choir instructor once told me that the wider your thumbnail is the deeper your voice. I came to believe it to be true until one day I met a gentleman with damn near rectangular nails. To my dismay he ended up having a very high voice.

There's really nothing worse than a misleading thumbnail.

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Christian and Barry

Christian was convicted of tax evasion, and was then sentenced 10 years in a Max Security Prison.

He shows up the the prison on his first day and meets his room mate, Barry.

They great each other and, Christian says *in a squeaky high voice*

“Hello, what is your name?”

B...

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A nun...

A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a small, high voice,”Could you please take me to Times Square?”

In a thick Brooklyn accent the cab driver initiates conversation,”Hey, sista, that’s kinda a long drive. You mind if we, like, chat?”

The nun says,”Why no, my son, wh...

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The 3 Blind Men and an Elephant

The first blind man gropes around and feels the elephant's butt cheeks. After a few minutes he declares an elephant soft and round, like a pillow. The second blind man gropes around and feels the elephant's testicles, and declares the first man is wrong, an elephant is like a pair of coconuts. The t...

A long time ago, on the Island of Tridia,

A group of peculiar people dwelled in peace. They were a small, peace-loving group of individuals. They were peculiar for several reasons: they were all extremely short, the tallest of them coming to a whopping meter in height; they were zealously religious, but they had no particular religion; and ...

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