A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. As he sits there mulling over his day he hears a high pitched voice say, “That shirt looks great on you!” The guy looks around, doesn’t see anything, and returns to his drink thinking no more of it. The voice, however, returns sayin...
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A man goes to the doctor
A man goes to his doctor and says "*Doc, I've always had this really high pitched voice, I don't know why, but I think it's the reason I'm not taken seriously at work, can you help me*" The doctor tells him he can help if he can determine the cause, and he'll have to give him a physical. ...
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A big muscular man walks in a bar...
and says to the bartender, "let me have a beer" in a squeaky girly voice.
The entire bar roars in laughter and embarrassed man leaves.
He returns the next day, orders a beer again in a high pitched voice and everyone starts laughing. He asks the bartender why everyone's laughing. ...
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A rabbit needs to shit in the woods...
... but the animals have agreed in the sake of understandable issues not to crap all over the place where they live. And let me tell you they also appointed the local police-bear to watch out for any rule-breakers.
Still, the rabbit is feeling a very hard urge to let go a few of his brown dr...
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A bar owner and his dog
There was a bar owner that recently adopted a pet Labrador. The dog instantly became a good friend to the pub regulars and was not long officially made the pub mascot. The mutt became a part of the pub, and everyone who went there was greeted by the licks and unconditional love of the creature. ...
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