A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch your...
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
The guys on the beach are charging such high prices for their shells
It’s Unconchinable
The high prices in the stores are like a cheap circumcision...
A rip-off
I know a store that sells tennis equipment at ridiculously high prices.
What a racket!
Expensive Beer
I heard this one about high prices and scarcity from a European friend (I'm American BTW) ...
A fellow goes into a pub and says to the bartender, "One beer please."
The barman replies, "100 euro"
"Wow!" the man says. "Why is it so expensive? It was 10 euro before.“ ...
My neighbour used to sell Ukranian eggs.
If you don't know what those are, it's when you draw on eggs with wax and then soak them in coloured dyes to create special designs. It's an art form called Pysanky - you should look it up.
He used to sell them out of a little stall in his front garden. I never really saw many people bu...
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