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Sex is kinda like hide n seek

I close my eyes, count to 10 and yell ready or not here I come!

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Her: "Hey, you wanna play hide n seek" ? Me: "Not really.."

Her: "You can fuck me if you find me.."

Me: "What if I can't find you" ?

Her: "I'll be over there, behind the haystack.."

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