4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: "Congratulations you're having twins." The man responds: "That's a crazy coincidence, i work for the Minnesota twins."
The nurse tells the second man: "Congratulations you're having triplets."
The man responds: "That's a crazy coincidence, i work for the 3M company."
The nurse tells the third man: "Congratulations You're having quadruplets."
The third man responds: "That's a crazy coincidence i ...
So my cousin is having twins...
She posted "I'm expecting twins"
so I commented, finally two kids from the same man.
She blocked me.
The one upside to having twins
Deciding how to split child custody during the divorce.
They say having a kid is a lot of work
But having twins is labor-intensive
A couple is having a baby soon.
The husband says, "Let's name him Pete!", after hearing the results show that it's a boy.
But the wife says, "Honey, I'm having twins."
"Well then the second one is called RePete."
Women are too sensitive.
My friend said she was having twins. All I said was at least you'll finally have 2 kids with the same father.
There was a guy who was terrible at naming thing ...
His dog was named dog, his cat was named cat and so on. One day, the man’s sister was having twins and in a long family tradition, the babies uncle had to chose the names. Absolutely mortified, the twin girl and boy were born and it was time;
What did you choose for the girl?
Denise...
A woman gives birth to a girl and a boy but falls into a coma for a few months.
After she wakes up the doctor says "stay calm. You fell into a coma after having twins. Your brother came to pick them up and even name them."
The mother is worried "Oh no my Brother is terrible with names!"
The doctor says "He named the girl Denise"
The mother looks relieved "w...
A Vietnamese couple were going to have a baby.
The father was really hoping for a boy, while the mother wanted a girl.
As luck would have it, they ended up having twins -- one boy and one girl.
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
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