Have You Ever Heard About Jokes - 6 Hilarious Have You Ever Heard About Jokes

Have you ever heard about the ghost hockey player?

It's team spirit.

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Have you ever heard about the marine that got caught jerking off?

Let’s just say he had a dishonorable discharge.

Have you ever heard about Draculas vegan brother

Count Rucola?

Have you ever heard about the movie Constipation?

You probably didn't,
Because it never Came Out.

A professor was in class teaching his students about laws, and begun a conversation about Murphy's Law.

Professor: " Have you ever heard about Murphy's law?"

Student: "No, what's that?"

Professor: "Well basically, it's the principle that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"

Students were impressed, so one student in particular decided to respond.

Student: "Oh yeah? We...

Who's the better businessman: Superman or Batman?

It's Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?

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