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Have you ever been to Engaged, Ohio?

It’s somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

Have you ever been to the Braille superstore?

They've got products you've never seen before.

Have you ever been to Lake McConaughy in Nebraska?

Great place to visit, I just got back from a trip myself. I've always loved hunting, fishing, boating, just being out in nature...and it's all there for you to enjoy! There's one thing you should know before you visit though, and I found out the hard way.

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Have you ever been to a Native American orgy?

It's fucking intense.

Have you ever been to Oklahoma?

It might be worth going, the state is OK.

Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?

No, I haven't sausage a place.

Have you ever been to an arctic graveyard?

It's chilling...

Have you ever been to a nudist wedding?

I have, I was half an inch from being the best man.

Have you ever been to the Holy Land?

Israeli cool.

A old British man is waiting to get in to the Hamburg airport and his fumbling to get his passport when the custom agent says” God sir have you ever been to Hamburg before”

The man says “yes it was the 40s it was dark we didn’t land”

Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps?

I've heard it's pretty lit.

Have you ever been to an Amish party?

Those guys really raise the roof!

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