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"Doctor, I have problems with my eyesight.”

“Damn straight you do. This is a hot dog stand."

As an endocrinologist, I have problems with pleasuring women.

I can’t even make a hormone!

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Therapist: "So, what do you think is the reason for you to have problems socializing?"

Me: "Well, that's for YOU to find out, you stupid cunt!"

I don’t get how people have problems with diversity in Lord of the Rings

Legolas has been an arrow ace the whole time.

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As I expected, my therapist told me that I have problems verbalizing my emotions.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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Hey guys I'm hosting a charity event for people who have problems having orgasms during sex...

...So if you can't come let me know

Why do cut-down trees have problems taking tests?

They always get stumped.

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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet.

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.


The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'


The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and ...

Why does 10 have problems?

Cause 10 was in the middle of 9 11

I used to have problems with grammatical tenses

But not yet

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Adam and eve have problems

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a
few nights, Eve became upset.

“You’re running around with other women,” she charged.

“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on Earth.” The quarrel
continued ...

I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory....

I just have problems with its execution.

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