On one hand, I have fingers. On the other hand, I don’t.
A black guy loses a middle finger in a work accident.
The surgeon tells him: "I'm sorry but I cannot attach your original finger due to the damage. However, I can attach one from a dead person. The thing is, I only have fingers from white people available."
The black guy says it's no problem, as long as he can use all fingers again.
Surge...
(OC) A horse walks into a bar...
So a horse walks into a bar. He sits down and notices that the bartender is a very large lion who's having trouble picking up his comparatively tiny liquor bottles because he doesn't have fingers.
The lion bartender says "Hi," then stares at the horse for an entire minute.
The lion bar...
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