Hate Work Jokes - 7 Hilarious Hate Work Jokes

Why do ghosts hate working out?

Because they have to exorcise

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Why do other actors hate working with Charlie Sheen?

Because he is bad with lines!

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Why do artists hate working in really cold environments?

Because all they get is exposure.

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I hate working with my hands.

One is always asleep, the other one can't feel a thing.

I hate nerve damage.

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I'm Lightning McQueen. My buddy Mater told me if I like the Piston Cup, I could work here and get dozens a day. As it turns out...

That's not what he meant, and I hate working in a drug-screening lab.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Whoever closed last night did an absolute shit job of cleaning and prepping for tomorrow

I hate working from home

One day, I saw a little girl crying alone, so I asked her, “where are your parents?” Then she started crying even more.

Sometimes I hate working at an orphanage.

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