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Hard Day At Work Jokes

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Driving home after a hard day at work, a man gets pulled over by a cop. His patience is wearing thin.

"Tell me, officer: would it be a crime for me to insult you? Hypothetically speaking, of course - I think the police are wonderful - but in theory, could you arrest me if I said you were a cunt?"

"Yes sir. That would count as disorderly conduct."

"What about if I were just to think it?...

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After a hard day at work, my boss cornered me in the change rooms.

She is a beautiful but intimidating woman. She looked at me and said "I'd like you to take off my blouse". With some nervousness I said "ok, sure" she then said "can you unbutton and remove my skirt too please". She lastly asked for me to take off her bra and panties as well. To which I also obliged...

After a long, hard day at work...

the poor guy's wife meets him at the front door and hustles him into the bathroom where she settles him into the tub to relax with a hot bath. On her way out she says, "If you need anything else, just call." Once alone, he releases a long, loud, gurgling bathtub fart. A moment later his wife returns...

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

"Today sure was ruff"



Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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A man comes home from a hard day at work

And sits down in his recliner. His wife comes up and he immediately cries "honey hurry grab me a beer it's about to start!" Looking confused she goes and grabs him a beer. He chugs and and yells "hurry honey get me one more beer it's about to start!" "What's about to start?" She replied angrily. " i...

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