Hanging Up The Phone Jokes

The pills that the doctor gave him was too big to swallow so he asks people how to take it. No one knows so he calls his doctor

"Sir, the pills that you gave me are too big how do I take them?" Then he hangs up the phone and asks the people again

"He said these are suppositories and ha... read more

An 80 year old man gets a letter from the IRS saying to call their office as soon as possible. The old man picked up the phone and called the IRS and an agent says that he noticed some irregularities with his money where there was a large amount of funds going in and out of his account and he needs ... read more

"Just how bad is my halitosis?"

"Pretty fucking bad," he replied, hanging up the phone.

So the teacher asks them to make up a sentence using colors.

First the teacher asks Maria and she says: "I ate a red apple in the morning"

Teacher: "Very good Maria, now you Robert, give us a sentence that uses a color"

Robert: "I like looking at the blue sky"

Teacher: "N... read more