Tea is an evil substance. It is much more dangerous than beer.
I discovered this last night. I drank 15 beers up until 3 am in the pub while my wife was just at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how mad and violent she was when I got home. She threw the chair at me and kept screaming at the top of her lungs. On the other hand, I was quiet and peac...
What do you call bugs that handle your money?
Fine ants.
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A woman went to her plastic surgeon wanting a face lift....
The doctor showed her how she would look and explained it would be ten thousand dollars.
" Oh, I don't think I can afford that much"
The doctor said there is a less expensive option. " We install a handle you twist on the top of your head. As you see a wrinkle, you just twist and...
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