We usually get half a day off for Good Friday, but there hasn't been an announcement this year, so I tracked down my boss and asked...
"Do we still get off Friday for Jesus day?"
He replied, "No, we only get off a half day for Good Friday."
And all I said was, "You know, if he would have stayed dead, we could have taken the whole day off, but now we have to give half of it back."
And that, my friend...
two friars lose their job when the church shuts down...
...So they decide to start a flower shop. Business is good 'cause everyone wanted to buy flowers from the "Men of God", so good, in fact, that their competitor florist, Frank, wasn't getting any business. So he heads to the friars shop to bargain. Frank said "hey, could you close down for a while, o...
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