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Hahahaha Jokes

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

Mirror: “You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all are getting seven years of bad luck!”

Condom: “Ha...haha....hahahaha (walks off laughing)”
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Hahahaha!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Hahahaha

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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What goes hahahaha "thud"

Someone who just laughed their ass off

What goes "hahahaha" then *Thump*?

A man laughing his head off.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irr-elephant

Hahahaha

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna-one, Anna-two.

Buhahahahaha.
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Ha - mildly amusing

Haha - laughing

Hahaha - saracstic laughing

Hahahaha - Staying Alive
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Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor?

Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."

Patient: "Hahaha"

Doctor: "Hahahaha"

Patient: "Haha"

Doctor: "You have a month to live."
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Judge: Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court.

Accused: Hahahaha

Judge: I wasn't talking to you!
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