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Guys Name Jokes

Why are there so many Italian guys named “Tony”?

Because when they were loaded onto a ship from Italy, they stamped their foreheads with “To: NY”

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Why do guys names their penises?

Because they don't want a stranger making decisions for them.


Just heard this for the first time and thought it was great.

“Dad, why did you guys name me Achilles?”

“Well son, you did break through the Trojan wall.”

Who are all these guys named Victor?

And why are we trusting them to write history?

Two guys named Ray walk into a bar . .

They tell the bartender “This place sucked until we walked in here.” “Why’s that?” Says the bartender.
“Because we’re Rays in the bar!!!”

Always hire guys named "Ferdinand" for forestry work.

A Ferdinand is worth two in the bush.

Why do we have so many guys named Hunter

but no girls named Gatherer?

source: not sure if this was a genuine question from nephew or a joke

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What do you call a group of guys named Richard?

An embarrassment of Riches.


If you thought it was "a bunch of Dicks" get your mind out of the gutter!

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Two guys named Bob are walking by a nuclear reactor.

Bob starts talking about how his great uncle twice removed worked at a nuclear plant and grew an extra arm.
Other Bob says, "well that would be awesome, I could use an extra arm."
Bob says, "oh, I think it could only happen to me, it's in my genetics."
Other Bob gets mad. "Bullshit, I could...

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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